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Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few...
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Getting my lifelong weight struggle under control has come from a process of treating...
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Whenever people say ‘we mustn’t be sentimental,’ you can take it they are about...
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Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
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…what thwarts us and demands of us the greatest effort is also what can...
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The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the...
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Do not fight verbosity with words: speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...