Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #24368
The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #30923
A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.
Quote #29394
Where fear is present, wisdom cannot be.
Quote #25206
Start a program for gifted children, and every parent demands that his child be...
Quote #5569
Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #21270
The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...
Quote #5005
To get the best out of a man go to what is best in...