Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #34511
If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to...
Quote #1977
I have no relish for the country; it is a kind of healthy grave.
Quote #19453
Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation...
Quote #8428
The conscientious objector is a revoultionary. On deciding to disobey the law he sacrifices...
Quote #2701
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is...
Quote #11905
Democracy works. Against us.
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #31376
Taste is not only a part and index of morality, it is the only...