Quote #4495
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
Quote #12359
Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today, and you make your tomorrow.
Quote #2677
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #13527
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #6709
A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
Quote #10760
The shortest distance between two points is not a very interesting journey.
Quote #24186
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created...
Quote #10188
It?s only when the tide goes out that you discover who?s been swimming naked.