Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #16205
A truly elegant taste is generally accompanied with excellency of heart.
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Greatness is not in were we stand, but in what direction we are moving....
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #11510
Sleep… Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death….
Quote #1850
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
Quote #28108
Words are potent weapons for all causes, good or bad.
Quote #32999
A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Quote #1656
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.