Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #9655
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Quote #17684
I kep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew) Their names are...
Quote #5490
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Quote #21217
If we begin with certainties, we shall end in doubts but if we begin...
Quote #21408
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The...
Quote #19470
Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how...
Quote #22163
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that...
Quote #23406
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.