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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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God is either everything, or He is nothing.
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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
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There is this difference between happiness and wisdom, that he that thinks himself the...
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It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...
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To love and win is the best thing, to love and lose, the next...
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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
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Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he...
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Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble...
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While there’s life, there’s hope.