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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Go ahead, make my day.
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
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The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an...
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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody...
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Do not think of knocking out another person’s brains because he differs in opinion...
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We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts.
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The Establishment center … has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in...
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Good writers define reality bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact...