Quote #2534
I was going to buy a copy of “The Power of Positive Thinking”, and...
Quote #24525
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Quote #22955
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
Quote #22856
Walking is man’s best medicine.
Quote #7377
Wherever there is authority, there is a natural inclination to disobedience.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #13649
In youth we learn; in age we understand.
Quote #3384
He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.
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The computer is a moron.
Quote #26107
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.