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Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
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If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
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War is like love; it always finds a way.
Quote #6877
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are...
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You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it...
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The proposition that the people are the best keepers of their own liberties is...
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You can accomplish much if you don’t care who gets the credit.