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You add insult to injury.
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The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you...
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
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A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
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What do you take me for, an idiot
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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
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The Promised Land always lies on the other side of a Wilderness.