Quote #23357
My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
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The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your...
Quote #27899
What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens.
Quote #14800
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Quote #27898
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #32544
It’s not a problem that we have a problem. It’s a problem if we...
Quote #27900
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the...
Quote #17206
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Quote #33252
Do or do not, there is no try.