Quote #28605
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #10476
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #3714
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker,...
Quote #29712
Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by...
Quote #15392
Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the...
Quote #34325
Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no,...
Quote #18122
Death in itself is nothing but we fear To be we know not what,...
Quote #32497
He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking...
Quote #8183
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out...