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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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Nature hates calculators.
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Live life to the fullest.
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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No one can give you better advice than yourself.
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Time eases all things.
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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
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Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is...