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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
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Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
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Slow and steady wins the race.
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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
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Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. Men have...
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To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
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If you paint in your mind a picture of bright and happy expectations, you...
Quote #6891
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.