Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #2376
We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise...
Quote #10823
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them...
Quote #12983
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Quote #1214
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh,...
Quote #9681
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
Quote #6994
It is a true saying that “One falsehood leads easily to another”.
Quote #11296
And say my glory was I had such friends.
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #11483
All that we are is the result of what we have thought.