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The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would...
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It could be said that the AIDS pandemic is a classic own-goal scored by...
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Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
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Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn’t can never...
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The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.
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The feeling of inferiority rules the mental life and can be clearly recognized as...
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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...