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He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
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Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to...
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Don’t dwell on reality it will only keep you from greatness.
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Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the governing of himself....
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Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of...
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Man talking confidently about God is like a toy talking confidently about man.
Quote #26315
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.