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Hold a true friend with both your hands.
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A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #3455
Let us cross the river, and rest under the trees.
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Ignorance, when voluntary, is criminal, and a man may be properly charged with that...
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I don’t like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble...
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Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #1120
It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.