Quote #11720
I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #12767
Good luck beats early rising.
Quote #1020
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #32541
For thousands of years, father and son have stretched wistful hands across the canyon...
Quote #3523
The test of an author is not to be found merely in the number...
Quote #16012
If nations could overcome the mutual fear and distrust whose somber shadow is now...
Quote #23182
When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
Quote #13499
Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.
Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.