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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of...
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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
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A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #6807
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.
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If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It...
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
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How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It...
Quote #24709
The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue...
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The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by...