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Golf is a good walk, ruined.
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Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
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I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #27477
Failing doesn’t make you a failure. Giving up, accepting your failure, refusing to try...
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Spouses often point out each other’s deficiencies. Instead, we should be each other’s motivator....
Quote #9463
I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is...