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I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
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Few great men could pass Personnel.
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I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.
Quote #17313
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong
Quote #3068
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #23984
Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
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All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered the point is to...
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By increasing the size of the keyhole, today’s playwrights are in danger of doing...
Quote #10343
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.