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Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted.
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The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it...
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #6525
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
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There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are...
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I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American.
Quote #30895
If you can’t go over, you must go under.
Quote #22484
Well, I’m not a crook.