Quote #3293
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #20509
It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially...
Quote #1043
Success covers a multitude of blunders.
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #897
Politics is no exact science.
Quote #23228
We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created...
Quote #28628
He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.
Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #2361
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They...