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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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To die will be an awfully big adventure.
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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How can finite grasp infinity
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a...
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It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
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Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.