Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #26723
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Quote #572
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
Quote #9185
There is no sin greater than ignorance.
Quote #28648
A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he...
Quote #26171
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
Quote #32931
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #21463
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.