Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an...
Quote #32962
Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe. No path is wholly...
Quote #22146
Practise yourself, for heaven’s sake, in little things and thence proceed to greater.
Quote #11425
Dig the well before you are thirsty.
Quote #9455
Many people consider the things which government does for them to be social progress,...
Quote #14400
Therefore, be ye lamps unto yourselves, be a refuge to yourselves. Hold fast to...
Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #23412
I celebrate myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging...
Quote #1069
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.