Quote #25493
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to...
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It’s not what you do once in a while, it’s what you do day...
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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #1124
They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.
Quote #32458
Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.
Quote #5633
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not...
Quote #34626
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to...
Quote #24385
It is one of those beautiful compensations of this life that no one can...