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Youth is the best time to be rich and the best time to be...
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If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the...
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Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly...
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There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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In America the majority raises formidable barriers around the liberty of opinion within these...
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I thought I told you to wait in the car.