Quote #2474
Hurting people is my business.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25386
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
Quote #23657
He who boasts of his ancestry praises the merits of another. – Hercules Furens
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #19049
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something...
Quote #23634
We should give as we would receive, cheerfully, quickly, and without hesitation for there...
Quote #25817
Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled...
Quote #25796
Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made...
Quote #32620
Love truth, but pardon error.