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Why you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, and th...
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
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Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
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Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth — more than ruin...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce,...
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Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to...
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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble...