Quote #5829
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #11678
Act as if were impossible to fail.
Quote #347
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
Quote #7444
I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that...
Quote #34050
Because you are in control of your life. Don’t ever forget that. You are...
Quote #16650
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in...
Quote #23723
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Quote #26976
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...