Quote #2576
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Quote #24518
As ill-luck would have it.
Quote #2096
My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.
Quote #20684
Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of...
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #2538
Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met...
Quote #14253
The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war...
Quote #11516
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
Quote #26186
One thing I can say about George…he may not be able to keep a...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.