Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #14579
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #19324
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
Quote #29367
We can’t take any credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that...
Quote #29165
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #24522
The pot calls the kettle black.
Quote #9860
They say dreams are the windows of the soul–take a peek and you can...
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #15314
Judge of thine improvement, not by what thou speakest or writest, but by the...
Quote #15964
The only atheism is the denial of truth.