Quote #33986
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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Being a man, ne’er ask the gods for a life set free from grief,...
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If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation-and if I should request...
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Mosaic is the 1990′s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your...
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Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings,...
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The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found...
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The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
Quote #28082
If it’s meant to be it’s up to me.