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You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age...
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Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
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Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist...
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Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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Education – The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.
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There are no extraordinary men…just extraordinary circumstances that ordinary men are forced to deal...
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young,...
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Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed...