Quote #3130
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
Quote #30144
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
Quote #239
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #337
If it is to be, it is up to me.
Quote #25563
Comfort ye, my people speak ye peace, thus saith our God. Comfort those who...
Quote #5410
I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall...
Quote #23105
The true, strong, and sound mind is the mind that can embrace equally great...
Quote #18249
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Quote #20840
Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of...