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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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President Reagan was elected on the promise of getting government off the backs of...
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Make friends with the angels, who though invisible are always with you. Often invoke...
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The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl...
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If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
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It is the mark of an educated mind to rest satisfied with the degree...
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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It is impossible for ideas to compete in the marketplace if no forum for...
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Few men during their lifetime come anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling in them....