Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #3705
…exaggerated turns of speech conceal mediocre affections: as if the fulness of the soul...
Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Quote #14187
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #27911
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Quote #19929
To be positive To be mistaken at the top of one’s voice.
Quote #21290
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #6253
Living well is the best revenge.
Quote #4260
The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of...