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Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
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Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
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Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the...
Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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Report writing, like motor-car driving and love-making, is one of those activities which almost...
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I am prejudiced in favor of him who, without impudence, can ask boldly. He...
Quote #6124
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
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Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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A court is a place where what was confused before becomes more unsettled than...
Quote #19524
Don’t discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose if you belittle yourself, you...