Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #9157
The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
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Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys...
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To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he...
Quote #11787
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning to sail my ship.
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist...
Quote #29473
Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Quote #23447
Pale death knocks with impartial foot at poor men’s hovels and king’s palaces.
Quote #17559
If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectfy manners, we must regulate all...