Quote #7142
Let us be resolute in prosecuting our ends, and mild in our methods of...
Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #3458
Put out the light.
Quote #30594
Life is like a bicycle you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.
Quote #3126
The wine seems to be very closed-in and seems to have entered a dumb...
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #14680
Age withers only the outside.
Quote #23066
Old age is not a disease- it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...
Quote #22652
One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.