Quote #9969
We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #26042
Do you always want to be right, or do you want to be happy
Quote #3001
I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.
Quote #13336
No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something...
Quote #26977
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
Quote #24129
Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
Quote #13474
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...