Quote #26672
You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.
Quote #26807
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
Quote #30003
The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that...
Quote #25650
Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
Quote #22759
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and...
Quote #3458
Put out the light.
Quote #22114
Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need.
Quote #2695
Of children as of procreation – the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense...
Quote #9398
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate...
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.