Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #3604
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #2660
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford....
Quote #18722
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.
Quote #10860
Statistically the probability of any one of us being here is so small that...
Quote #29473
Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
Quote #1446
The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
Quote #26595
It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...