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Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
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I don’t know why you use a fancy French word like dtente when there’s...
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At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a...
Quote #34370
Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.
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The Green Party is like a watermelon – green on the outside and red...
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There are two kinds of light — the glow that illumines, and the glare...
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #8616
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.