Quote #10184
Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you....
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #21422
Security is mostly superstition. It does not exist in nature Avoiding danger is no...
Quote #13054
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #2203
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
Quote #5523
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Quote #26292
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Quote #29373
Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.
Quote #7502
Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor...