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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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A person I knew use to divide human beings into three categories Those who...
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Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
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No great thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or...
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Circumstances do not determine a man, they reveal him.
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He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles.
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Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty...
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We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the...