Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #1782
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #28091
Truth is not determined by majority vote.
Quote #23183
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Quote #23544
Love of God is not always the same as love of good.
Quote #12666
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #26285
I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
Quote #26171
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
Quote #10661
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities...
Quote #34017
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.